|This is exactly how the hubbs thinks...|
Then it dawned on me--omg it is from my dogs! Eeewww! So I spent a few hours walking around with spray bottles of cleaning solutions and paper towels eliminating the grime. I sweep and vacuum every single day because I have 3 dogs and 1 indoor cat yet I didn't notice it. How in the heck did I not see see it? Then I began to wonder what else I I don't notice?
And if I don't post in while, send help because it means I have become buried under all the crap. If that is the case --don't touch my stuff! Or it means, I may have breached the time space continuum, whose portal was located in my closet, behind the stacks of magazines and other crap. Then it won't do any good to send help because everyone and everything will be sucked into a black hole vortex . Unless Q (gratuitous Star Trek: The Next Generation reference) shows up. Then he can save us. Or punish us for crimes against universal cleanliness and organization.