Curse my Eastern European heritage!! I come from hearty peasant stock as evident with my short stocky (some say fat, I say fluffy) frame. However, TODAY, I have reached my breaking point. My crazy awesome muck-luk rain boots arrived and they do not fit over my muscular calves!! GAH...I am dying.
I actually have shapely legs. It one of the few places the fat didn't settle. I am so depressed. The boots are even more obnoxiously vibrant in their fantastic plastic reality. Even if I greased up like a pig and pole I couldn't get these suckers to slide over my calves. I need medical intervention. Is there a surgical procedure for calvesplasty or lipocalvesostemy?
OH the horror! I shall have to settle for plain yucky boots from megawallymart. Booooo.
OH the horror! I shall have to settle for plain yucky boots from megawallymart. Booooo.
I'm shaped like a pickle barrel( a German Pickle Barrel!)--so things could be worse. But those are some seriously CUTE boots!
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteThose boots are too cute! Lipocalvesostemy, Hilarious!!! Maybe they just run smallish!!! Yes that's what it is!! :))
ReplyDeleteLOL! Not gonna lie. I tossed them in the dryer to warm the rubber up and you know make them all stretchy and stuff. No go...wah wah wah...
ReplyDeleteSo I went back online and found some sites that cater to the big calves endowed gals, that aren't ugly. Hope I find something!